Medical Marvel Dreamer Pillows

Plastic Surgeon Kid

2021

"His first out-of-body experience."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."