Medical School Dreams Pillows

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"This is a teaching hospital."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Anatomy.

Be A Doctor

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Medical Student

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'First, insure against doing harm.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."