Health Conscious Dreamer Gifts

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Wash your hands

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Running

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Diet Sugar House.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.