Health Conscious Dreamer Pillows

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Running

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Wash your hands

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Diet Sugar House.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'