Healthy Living Dreamer Pillows

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

The Fast Lane.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

To do before Saturday...

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'