Diet-driven Dreamer Pillows

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Shrink

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

Woman and scales.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ