Diet-driven Dreamer T-Shirts

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Dieting Motivation.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Shrink

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Woman and scales.

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'