Health-conscious Visionary Pillows

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Well, well, well...'

Distance to avoid contagion

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Vaccine vending machine

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Get Your Shot

"Happy new year!"

DNA doctor

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

The Sunrise of Vaccines

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Earth as Sisyphus, attempting to push COVID-19 towards a vaccine.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Climate Catastrophism

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

GM Foods.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'Have you been eating right?'

Looking for the vaccine

AstraZeneca

New Cuban vaccine project

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Europe has too few vaccines