Health-conscious Visionary T-Shirts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Well, well, well...'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Distance to avoid contagion

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Vaccine vending machine

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Happy new year!"

Get Your Shot

DNA doctor

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Climate Catastrophism

Earth as Sisyphus, attempting to push COVID-19 towards a vaccine.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

GM Foods.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Europe has too few vaccines

2019, 2020 and 2021

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'Have you been eating right?'

Looking for the vaccine

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"