Healthcare Visionary T-Shirts

'Now all I need is an office.'

"Frankly, you are so far sighted that you can see the future of healthcare."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Sputnik V

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

Vaccine vending machine

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Happy new year!"

DNA doctor

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'I just invented business!'