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"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'That was quick!'

Pig heart donation saves human life

"As I suspected, there's nothing wrong with you. But I'd like to keep ordering tests till something turns up."

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

'I think my work here is done.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'