Healthcare Innovation T-Shirts

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"In future, Mrs Robinson, I'll just be an App on your smart phone, so you won't need to come to my surgery ever again."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'That was quick!'

Just Browsing.

Pig heart donation saves human life

Death in the red zone

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"I'm glad you've been able to find new hires, but that's not what I meant when I said that we have a radiologist shortage to deal with."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

Global Medical Antidepressant Sales

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'I think my work here is done.'