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'I can't afford to pay you and the drugs I need, so will you give me half a diagnosis and a prescription for half the drugs I need?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

DNA doctor

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Anti-Vaxer

'That was quick!'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Nothing about universal health care?'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'It'll be a disaster...you've no experience in Forward-facing reorganisation target setting prioritisation strategic planning.'

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