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'We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"This feels so familiar."

Too much Inflammation