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'We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."

"Uh-Oh!"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It appears you have a virus."