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"They're working miracles with felt-tipped markers these day!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Parts Department

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"It appears you have a virus."

"This feels so familiar."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"I can't find the instructions."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Let's see now...'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.