Medical Machine Enthusiast T-Shirts

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

Toe-Tickling Machine

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Combined Harvester

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lighting a Pipe

A cheese grader

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Patient

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Health Care Parade

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'