Medical Machine Enthusiast T-Shirts

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Toe-Tickling Machine

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Bagging the Chipmunk

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Combined Harvester

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I find things go around in cycles."

Health Care Parade

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Patient

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

"Did the earth move for you too?"