Medical Technology Enthusiast Prints

"They're working miracles with felt-tipped markers these day!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Parts Department

Doctors

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"This feels so familiar."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'Let's see now...'