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'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'That was quick!'

Snakecharming.

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Medical Arts Building

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Requiem

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

'I think my work here is done.'