Healthcare Innovation Gifts

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"In future, Mrs Robinson, I'll just be an App on your smart phone, so you won't need to come to my surgery ever again."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'That was quick!'

Just Browsing.

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Pig heart donation saves human life

Death in the red zone

"As I suspected, there's nothing wrong with you. But I'd like to keep ordering tests till something turns up."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"I'm glad you've been able to find new hires, but that's not what I meant when I said that we have a radiologist shortage to deal with."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

Global Medical Antidepressant Sales

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'