Healthcare Innovations Gifts

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Swiss Army Phone

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'That was quick!'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"

"As I suspected, there's nothing wrong with you. But I'd like to keep ordering tests till something turns up."

Pig heart donation saves human life

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

Health Foods

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

Steve Jobs

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...