Treatment Innovation Gifts

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm in for observation."

'That was quick!'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Pig heart donation saves human life

I like a lot of witnesses around.

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.