Medical Innovations Gifts

"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"

"It's the new stitchless method."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

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"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Swiss Army Phone

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Three Parent Baby

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Humanitarian Medical Work

Medical Arts Building

"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."