Medical Breakthroughs Gifts

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Three Parent Baby

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Cuba increases mass vaccination

Humanitarian Medical Work

Pig heart donation saves human life

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

In an operating theatre, a jack-in-the-box jumps our of the patients stomach

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."