Scientific Breakthroughs Gifts

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

California fires and Coronavirus

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'