Future Medical Visionary T-Shirts

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

Little doctor.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"He's a whiz kid."

DNA doctor

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Gone for Broke College

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Playing Doctors.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'Next.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."