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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"No, not that button!"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Anatomy.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.