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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I feel all tingly."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"No, not that button!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Hi. We're from the future."

Anatomy.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."