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"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

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Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

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