Future Visionary T-Shirts

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Hand in hand walking towards the future

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'I'd like a job as a job creator so I can create an easy, high paying job for myself.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'We're WAVERING between a career for him in politics, medicine or the law.'

The Progress Bridge

"We use a few humans for the menial work of button pushing, but they'll be phased out soon."

Save The World

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

"What's Elon Musk up to?"

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"I hear they push laser surgery really hard around here."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

The Children Are Our Future!

Human shaking hands with a robot.

'They tell me you're a futuristic painter?'

'The future's this way.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

DACA

"I see people paying vast amounts of money for your paintings"

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"Let's try Mars. The machines have already taken over here."

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

Elon Musk Time's Person of the Year

"He wants to be Vice-President when he grows up."

"It's the newest upgrade."

"Civilization"

"I can see you...becoming a strong, successful woman!"

Climate treshold

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"