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"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

So tell me, Junior.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Gone for Broke College

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Climate Catastrophism

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Next.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"