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"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Climate Catastrophism

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

So tell me, Junior.

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Gone for Broke College

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Next.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"