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The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

Robotic Man

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

DACA

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Bio fuel bread.

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Quiz

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Climate Catastrophism

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

'Next.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...Danae heard about Mark Twain's autobiography being published 100 years after his death and it gave her an idea to take it a step further...'

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."