Eco Visionary T-Shirts

Please consider the environment before creating another species.

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"States of tofu"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Solar Plant

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The United States' economy deflating.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

You will always find a spot to garden

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Styrofoam.'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."