Eco Visionary Gifts

Please consider the environment before creating another species.

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"States of tofu"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Solar Plant

Biro Diversity

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

You will always find a spot to garden

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...