Eco-pioneer Gifts

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Modern kite for wind energy.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Solar Plant

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Plant Parenthood...

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'