Eco-friendly Pioneer Gifts

The March of Progress.

Alien and Wind Farm

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

You will always find a spot to garden

'Go on - they're organic!'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Tree with Drain Pipe

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."