Eco-friendly Innovator Gifts

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I used to roll in the mud to cool down, but I don't need to now that I have an air-conditioner...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"Light on the embalming fluid. He was into recycling."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"Wow, Tia Carmen! I didn't know you were a genius inventor, too! This is a great way to save electricity!"

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

John's invention kept him in both beer and heating!

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Modern kite for wind energy.

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Organic Soldering.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Woman planting energy saving bulbs.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Briquettes

Solar Plant

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Sea weed harvest.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

You will always find a spot to garden

'Go on - they're organic!'