Ecological Innovator Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Gene Manipulation

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Man generating power for machine.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Elephant Upgrade

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Organic Soldering.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '