Green Pioneer Gifts

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

'Do you remember the good old days when 'going green' meant a big dividend yield?'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'Ab Lawton's biodiesel supply Co. - formerly Ab Lawton's farm'.

We will fight them ashore, we will fight them on the mountains, we will fight them at sea...

Toxic Waste

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

I think you're ace

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Sea weed harvest.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Solar Plant

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Climate change skeptics.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."