Green Energy Pioneer Gifts

Imagine the possibilities with clean wind power.

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"My time machine is powered by the energy collected from unblinkingly watching this pot."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Solar Plant

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Electric car

Bio Fuels.

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Sustainability

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

There's no real oil emergency...