Pioneer Of Green Tech Gifts

'The bad news is, it's a paperless office. The good news is the exercise you'll get searching out a public bathroom.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Panel

Solar Plant

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'Styrofoam.'

'Wheel.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Tree with Drain Pipe

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."