Pioneer Of Green Tech T-Shirts

'The bad news is, it's a paperless office. The good news is the exercise you'll get searching out a public bathroom.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Solar Frankenstein

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Wheel.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'Styrofoam.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Now // Near Future

Steve Jobs

"What about tunnels and bridges?"