Technology Pioneer Gifts

'Everyone else is entering this huge new universe. . . and I'm still fumbling around with the on/off button!!'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cloud Computing.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

S.S.dot.com

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The power of the brain

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."