Technology Trailblazer Gifts

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Can our software do that?'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Cloud Computing.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

The Design Artiste

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."