Internet Trailblazer Gifts

Not easy to contain.

"Unfortunately, Timmy, there's currently no established career path for trending on Twitter."

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Female business.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Ready for a run!

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Start up

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.