Internet Trailblazer T-Shirts

Not easy to contain.

"Unfortunately, Timmy, there's currently no established career path for trending on Twitter."

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Female business.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

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