Digital Trailblazer T-Shirts

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I'm a societal mutation."

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

Dawing your Cellphone

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down