Techy Trailblazer T-Shirts

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Ready for a run!

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."