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"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Trail mix?"

"Draw your own path."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Dolores is so avant garde.

Women in a cross country race

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'