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'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Since you won't raise my allowance, I'm adding a 'Donations' feature to my website.'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'Look, I don't have a problem with you trendy, young residents coming in and doing my dictation, but can you please turn off the autotune?'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Yes, I'll pay the roaming charges."

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

"My parents call me their, 'Postcard to the Future'."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Can our software do that?'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Dawing your Cellphone

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Ready for a run!

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Buy my data $20"

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