Tech-savvy Trailblazer Gifts

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

I got me one of them environmentally friendly "smart horses"

'Since you won't raise my allowance, I'm adding a 'Donations' feature to my website.'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'Look, I don't have a problem with you trendy, young residents coming in and doing my dictation, but can you please turn off the autotune?'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Yes, I'll pay the roaming charges."

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

"My parents call me their, 'Postcard to the Future'."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Can our software do that?'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Dawing your Cellphone

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Ready for a run!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."