Tech-savvy Trekker Gifts

'Where's the voice thing that tells you when you've arrived?'

'You see, I told you we needed a Satellite-Phone: There's no Mobile coverage around here...'

What, you've never heard of Skype?

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"Who can we call?"

Coffee shop

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'