Tech-savvy Trekker Gifts

'Where's the voice thing that tells you when you've arrived?'

'You see, I told you we needed a Satellite-Phone: There's no Mobile coverage around here...'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Take me to your leader. . .

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Modern camping

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'I think its being tapped.'